That Time I Bought a “Designer” Dress from China and It Actually Arrived Okay, confession time. Last month, I was scrolling through my feed at 2 AM (we’ve all been there), fueled by chamomile tea and existential dread about my social calendar. I saw this stunning, minimalist silk slip dress. The kind that whispers “I just threw this on” but screams “I have my life together.” The price tag on the boutique site? A cool $450. My bank account, still recovering from a misguided pottery phase, wept softly. Then, the algorithm, that beautiful, terrifying beast, showed me an image. The same dress. Or… was it? The silhouette was identical. The…